The Sad Story Of Sam Stone

Look at Sam Stone boy, he's so great

Sock it, funky – groovy – uh, it's all up to date

He'd never get tired, he's always on the run

No one makes him cry, he's always having fun

Then one day someone stepped on his toes

It was pretty chick, that's the way it goes

A beautiful honey, and mad about money

Of course he just believed what she said

He gave her all the things that he had

Look at Sam Stone, boy there he goes

Used to dance around on the tip of his toes

But now it's all over, even walking hurts his bones

But girls don't you worry, there'll be other Sam Stone's